Posted by Modemac on May 11, 2008 at 07:27:15:
For the past few years, Coccozella has been one of the biggest sources of visitors to our page about X-Day -- the upcoming crazed-religious-cult end-of-the-world bash hosted by the Church of the SubGenius. And this year so far has been no exception. Having a prominent entry in your listing of naked events is bringing in curious onlookers by the truckload. So all we can say is THANK YOU for including us!
An even bigger THANK YOU, of course, goes to the folks who take the time to come out to upstate New York and join us! Remember, we are the only religious cult that offers you Eternal Salvation -- or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK. July 5th, 7:00 AM is the date when all members of the Church of the SubGenius shall experience THE RUPTURE -- and we shall leave this world forever on the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses to spend eternity in blissful SexHurt!
However, the events leading up to X-Day promise to be almost as wild and crazy as the end of the world itself! We have at least six bands lined up to perform, along with parties galore, the Sacred "Bob"-tism (which is performed naked, of course), the Bulldada Auction, the Fetish Ball, the After Dark Drive-In Theater, and lots of parties taking place 24-7 as well as LOTS MORE. Our only requirements are that 1) you don't kill yourself -- we want your bodies as well as your souls on X-Day; and 2) you make your sacrifice to J.R. "Bob" Dobbs to become an ordained minister of the Church of the SubGenius.
Thank you once again for your listing, and thanks to all of your readers!
http://www.modemac.com/x-day