Posted by Pat on June 06, 2006 at 12:36:37:
In Reply to: Haulover Beach posted by Open_minded_couple on June 06, 2006 at 11:55:17:
This was posted back in March - and is just one of many enthusiastic reports at that time.
Posted by Haulover Hub on March 21, 2006 at 16:18:51:
That was a very enthusiastic post from Beansprout but he beat me to it. I too was at Haulover on Sunday and it was so spectacular that I had already thought of writing to you. I would guess over 5,000 people were on the beach of whom the vast majority (90%?) were, if not naked, at least topless and/ or thonged. You can sit down anywhere on the sand and in any direction you'll see naked females. Some young, some old, some hot, some not - but all delightful to look at and enjoy. They walk about, they lie down, they roll over, they bend over, they oil their boy friends, they oil their breasts, they chatter and gossip, they run into the water. Best of all they come out of the water. There is nothing more beautiful than the sight of a naked woman emerging from the sea. I stood in line at the food concession stand. Usually I hate lines but this one was heaven. I was immediately behind a beautiful black girl, topless but wearing a lace Victoria Secrets tonga. There were several other beutiful women in line, most stark naked, some in the skimpiest g-strings as well as lots of gays, and studs as well as middle-aged old beer bellies like me, everyone relaxed and making small talk while we waited patiently and happily in the hot sun. One man in line complimented a moman on her diamond clit-ring which peeped out below her bush and glinted in the sun. She smiled as though he had praised her new hair style or dress, parted her legs slightly so we could all see it better and said. "My husband got it for me - I love it." It was all so civilised and at the same time surreal. I tell you it was just heaven. The range of human genitalia is extraordinary. As you might expect penises range from big intimidating monsters to curled-up little shrunken stubs - but the females too have such a range. Not just hairy or shaved, but also protruding clits, tight lips, full swollen lips and fully rounded mons venus shaved and oiled. Oh what a feast for the eyes - never a moment of boredom. I discreetly followed a couple from the car-park. She wore pink shorts and a shirt. When they found their spot I went off-shore and stood in the water while she undressed, slowly and then her boy friend oiled her, all over, with sun-block paying especial attention to that space between the cheeks where he presumably feared the sun might shine. It was a real life, slow motion fantasy. And yes - the water is fabulous. Haulover is the ultimate - nowhere else comes close.